it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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