how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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