new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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