I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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