Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you win again, gameday.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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