Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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