I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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