Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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(772): View more from Florida

I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?

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(404): View more from Georgia

just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(989): View more from Michigan

Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back

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