I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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