she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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