You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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