just tell him i said nine months
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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