I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What a dumb baby whore.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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