Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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