you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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