yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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