I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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