Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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