what if I'm pregnant?
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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