ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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