The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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