Did you just see the Batmobile???
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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