Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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