i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
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Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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