So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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