I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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