New invention idea: vibrating tampons
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
There are leaves in my underwear?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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