This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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