Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
