I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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