My underwear smells like fireworks.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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