thus making me awesome and them whores
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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