His pubic hair was longer than his dick
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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