Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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