I'd wear matching sweaters with you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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