Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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