My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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