marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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