I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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