We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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