so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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