They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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