I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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