What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Randomize
