Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
