i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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