How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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