there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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