Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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