There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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