So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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