I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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