Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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