I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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